What is the most calorie ridden fast food I can buy?

My boss is barking orders left and right. Now she wants one of us to run down the street and ‘get lunch’ I offered to do it. Vindictively, I want to push that waist line out further than it already is. What is the highest calorie food I can get? She’ll chow it down cause she loves fast food. I just want to know how I can give her a whopping slam of calories.

You want to really fatten her up? Get 2 double quarter pounders @ mcdonalds add extra cheese and mayo. Ask them to put the big mac sauce on it. take em and take the top bun off one and put em together. So you have a burger w/ the big mac sauce and 4 patties. tell her they fucked up in the kitchen. then get a large order of fries and COVER them in salt. Then get a large milkshake to drink. That should help :)

8 Responses to “What is the most calorie ridden fast food I can buy?”

  1. Mrs Arias Says:

    Arby’s curly fries
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  2. juan Says:

    big mac
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  3. Billy Says:

    Ok well America is know for being a "fast food nation" so that gives you a lot to chose from.
    Burger King: Whopper with everything and extra sause, cheese tots, and a large chocolate shake
    McDonald’s: Angus burger, large order of fries, Oreo mcflurry, and an apple pie

    ~But I don’t know the area so these are two of the big chin names that I could think of right off the bat.~
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    The fast food nation information video

  4. old MLB logo Says:

    burger king has a triple whopper, wendy’s has a triple, 5 guys has their bacon cheezeburger & large fries, arby’s has their large RB sandwich & large curly fries.
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  5. Philip Says:

    dominoes as there are over 250 calories in every slice that means a pizza is nearly 3000 calories depending on size of pizza. see this website for details http://www.takeafreshlook.co.uk/foodguide.htm

    however i do not condone making people put weight on its unfair and could pottentialy kill her in the long run. would you want that on your concious if its. Also if America you live in, be careful she does not sue you. lol
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    eating pizza +
    http://www.takeafreshlook.co.uk/foodguide.htm

  6. Justin Says:

    the triple whopper from burger king has 1160 calories
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  7. Eich (#14 - Stewart Haas Racing) Says:

    Dairy Queen Blizzards are filled with calories. A Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard, large, is 1470 calories!

    http://www.dairyqueen.com/upload/DQTreatNutritionBrochure.pdf
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  8. AWESOME KONG Says:

    You want to really fatten her up? Get 2 double quarter pounders @ mcdonalds add extra cheese and mayo. Ask them to put the big mac sauce on it. take em and take the top bun off one and put em together. So you have a burger w/ the big mac sauce and 4 patties. tell her they fucked up in the kitchen. then get a large order of fries and COVER them in salt. Then get a large milkshake to drink. That should help :)
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